Time to Change the Secret Handshake!

To: wimpycat; Cyber Liberty

That reminds me. Once in a while Rush lurks, so:

Hey Rush! Please remind the other members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
on your program today and/or tomorrow!

41 posted on 10/31/2001 6:39:23 AM PST by theDentist

Afghanistan Banana Stand - REPEAT - Afghanistan Banana Stand

42 posted on 10/31/2001 6:40:16 AM PST by peteram

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nanananaaah Nanananaaah Hey Jude!

repeat

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nanananaaah Nanananaaah Hey Jude!

43 posted on 10/31/2001 6:40:21 AM PST by socal_parrot

do I also need to get a new tie? will the old one still identify me to my fellow VRWC-er's?

Please do not respond here. They are watching, and they are everywhere.

You know how to contact me.

The usual time.

44 posted on 10/31/2001 6:41:02 AM PST by chs68

To: constable tom

The French Skier will hit the German Coach!

repeat

The French Skier will hit the German Coach!

45 posted on 10/31/2001 6:41:33 AM PST by theDentist

To: constable tom

go to www.spammimic.com to decode
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46 posted on 10/31/2001 6:42:13 AM PST by WindMinstrel

To KSCITYBOY: I'm afraid we cannot accept your message without swearing on the sacred cape of Mighty Mouse. Gouda Cheese ... the real thing.

To The Dentist:
'43'

Over and out.

47 posted on 10/31/2001 6:42:34 AM PST by MHGinTN

My MOOSE is very amorous and we were going to get married and have a cheese buffet at the reception EXCEPT THAT MY MOOSE WAS FLIRTING with one of the POLISH POLAR BEARS who was CHASING ME with NASTY RUSSIAN CHEESE trying to make me eat that, but now THE WEDDING IS OFF and I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE TO RETURN THE RING THAT THE MOOSE GAVE ME!!! My moose wasn't the one who bit Laz' sister, but is a close relative to the one who knows the flying squirrel.

I have hickeys as well from the MOOSE, if you want to hear about that!

48 posted on 10/31/2001 6:43:05 AM PST by BlueLancer

please tell me what the moose is and throw in the polish polar bear stuff also. I am fairly new and I keep seeing it and I thought that I could figure it out but I am rather thick-headed

everything is thoroughly explained here

49 posted on 10/31/2001 6:43:22 AM PST by glock rocks

We could tell you, russdawg. But then we'd have to introduce you to Hillary.

(shudder)

50 posted on 10/31/2001 6:43:36 AM PST by theDentist

And the leaves shall fall by the street corner .

No they don't! I brought the shrimp cocktail last time!

"The toad spits on the hairy camel", which we all know means it's your turn to bring the hors d'oeuvres! :)

51 posted on 10/31/2001 6:45:17 AM PST by Snowy

"Afghanistan Banana Stand - REPEAT - Afghanistan Banana Stand"

My Moose and I can't eat bananas, although the AARDVARK and ARMADILLO can, BUT I WON'T LET THEM because it gives them gas and you really don't want a fully-fueled aardvark or armadillo hanging around your house all day.

Besides bananas only go with nasty Russian cheese, and I've thrown all of the Polish Polar Bears and my cheating amorous moose out. The skins are tasty though.

52 posted on 10/31/2001 6:45:54 AM PST by BlueLancer

To: BlueLancer; Romulus; Orual

Maternal rodents pilot their furry brood through the stubble.

-- repeat --

Maternal rodents pilot their furry brood through the stubble.

53 posted on 10/31/2001 6:46:55 AM PST by dighton

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back

REPEAT

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back

(Now I know that all my keys are working)

54 posted on 10/31/2001 6:47:53 AM PST by peteram

God, but I love these type of threads.

55 posted on 10/31/2001 6:48:25 AM PST by BlueLancer

beats working, doesn't it?

56 posted on 10/31/2001 6:49:39 AM PST by WindMinstrel

thank you glock, I appreciate the primer in the yellow stuff.

57 posted on 10/31/2001 6:49:51 AM PST by russdawg

I can't read these new codes, but I have to get this message out, I hope you have the old code books. Ready?

All your base are belong to us.

Repeat

All your base are belong to us.

58 posted on 10/31/2001 6:51:23 AM PST by AmishDude

Psssst!

Ou-yay eed-nay oo-tay ead-ray is-thay!

59 posted on 10/31/2001 6:56:03 AM PST by Constitution Day

"won't bite Laz's sister and won't tell the flying squirrel about the handshake either...."

60 posted on 10/31/2001 6:57:19 AM PST by hoot2

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