Tongue in cheek? Is that what you call it? I'd think it leans more towards the stupid, IMHO of course, and I wouldn't quit my day job for a career as a comedian if I where you. But even in jest you talk of uprooting and expelling several hundred thousand people once you are done with them and I'm the one spouting 'hateful crap'.
Non-Sequitur... If you studied any history (as you claim) you would see the ultimate hypocrisy involved with Northerners who on one hand were screaming for emancipation (when they conveniently didn't have to deal with the problem), and at the same time forming 'Nativist' and 'Know-Nothing' political parties which burned convents and tormented and discriminated against Irish and German immigrants simply because they were Catholic and like to drink!
You 'Puritan' notherners are the ultimate in hypocrisy and I reiterate (now in all seriousness) that most of the abolitionist movement would have shut-up quickly if they thought they might have to share part of the problem.
And regarding displacing individuals? HA! That is a joke. I thought things were so backward and miserable down South that you would love to have these people come up North. And your own Abraham Lincoln (who I'm sure you adore and worship in God-like fashion) was ALL in favor of displacing all of them ALL the way to Africa! But that doesn't seem to change your high opinion of him.
So, SHUT UP!