[mdittmar]

"The only thing I can tell you is that we have security procedures in place so that we know who's in the cockpit," he added.

Security at airport:"Hi,your dressed like a pilot,you must be a pilot!

Have a nice flight!

Time to adopt Israels' airport security systems.

[C210N]

According to Homer, all you have to do is hang-out at the airport bar where the pilots drink. Supervisors come in and take the first uniformed "pilot" who isn't overly drunk to fly the next plane.

[Orion]

Security at airport:"Hi,your dressed like a pilot,you must be a pilot!

Have a nice flight!

Newsflash! Pilots are checked with greater frequency than the travelling public. The easiest way to get "extra attention" at security, is to be dressed as Taliban members. The second easiest, is to be dressed as a pilot.