[Avi8tor]

Also, who knew jetliners had keys? Do they carry tire pressure guages, too?

Yes. And fuzzy dice too. The keys are for the cockpit door; not the ignition.

[HEFFERNAN2]

Keys? Here we are in the year 2001 and spending millions for the finest jets money can buy and the airlines are still using "keys" to get in the cockpit...I mean even my office has a more secure system than a simple key...and you wonder why moronic towelheads can disrupt the economy of the wealthiest country in existence...we're riding in a Ferrari with a Model T lock on the door. Semper Fi, (but my faith is being taxed more and more every day with the more I learn of how ill prepared we really are), Mike

[Cachelot]

Yes. And fuzzy dice too. The keys are for the cockpit door; not the ignition.

So, if someone in a pilot uniform walked up from, say, the back of the plane and unlocked the cockpit door, would the passengers be less likely to jump on him?

[LiberteeBell]

Also, who knew jetliners had keys? Do they carry tire pressure guages, too?

Yes. And fuzzy dice too. The keys are for the cockpit door; not the ignition.

ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh!