Have you EVER NOTICED that, when YOUR in a HURRY, THE TRAFICK LITES ALWAYS TURN RED AND YOU HAVE TO WEIGHT?!!! Just when you are being CHASED BY POLISH POLAR BEARS!!! they TURN RED AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE A RITE TURN OR YOULL BE CAUGHT!! THEN THEYLL MAKE YOU EAT THERE NASTIE RUSSKIE CHEEZ and you WONT BE ABEL TO MAKE IT ON TIME TO YOU'RE WEDDING PRACKTIS AND THAT WILL UPSET YOUR MOOSE?!!!
TRAFIK LITES ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY THE GUBERMENT AND MONITORED BY THE ALIENS IN AREA 51 ... damm, now my caps key has broken and wont come back on ...
ITS ALL A CONSPIRASY I TELL YOU and ...ohmygod the polish bears are right behind me again ....