[Constitution Day]

A - for all the Asinine remarks she makes.
B - because she's married to Bill.
C - her Crusty pant suit.
D - all the Dollars she made off "cattle futures".
E - because she is full of Excrement.
F - for all the Furniture she & Bill stole from the White House.
G - her Grandstanding after the WTC attack.
H - the eight years of Hell she & her husband put this country through.
I - Her stonewalling of the Independent Counsel.
J - All her friends over at Reno's Justice department.
K - the Klintons are Krooks.
L - she is a Liberal.
M - her Malicious pandering to the gun-grabbers.
N - because she fooled New Yorkers into thinking she was a Native.
O - her Odious health care plan.
P - her incessant Pushiness (just ask the officer who was injured by her motorcade).
Q - she thinks she's Queen Hillary.
R - her Rudeness in firing the White House travel office staff.
S - she's a Socialist.
T - she looked like she had swallowed a Turd when Bush gave his post 9/11 speech.
U - her Unrelenting Uglinesss.
V - her Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.
W - once again, she is married to William.
X - x42.
Y - Y not?
Z - her endless blather makes me go ZZZZZ.

[steamroller]

This is great stuff!!You must have really worked hard to come up with that sharp collection of one-liners.This is what makes FR such a fun place as well as a serious one.Liberals can't have a genuine laugh-they are too stuffed full of s**t to let go.And what's better everything you said is TRUE!!