The only problem with using something oatmeal-based is that if you don't wash it off within five minutes you become immobilized in a concretelike mass.
The only problem with using something oatmeal-based is that if you don't wash it off within five minutes you become immobilized in a concretelike mass.
First gelatinous and lumpy, then concretelike mass. Yup, that's my Mom's oatmeal.
Even now, when we're visiting Mom, we always suggest taking Mom out for breakfast, Just In Case.