In our screwed-up PC world do you think that I could get a grant from the NEA (to buy the beer needed and the fish aquarium) for a work of 'art' called 'Piss koran' which would feature a koran submerged in an aquarium filled with my used beer. Or better yet, I can find some homo, shove the koran halfway up his butt and photograph it. IT should be a big hit in the 'blue zone'.
Yeah, that's the ticket, why waste good body waste on a piece of crap like the koran.
Hey if it's good enough for the crucifix, right?