"Anything else, sir?"
"Yes, a glass of water, please."
"Will that be conservative water, or liberal, sir?"
"Oh, conservative water, please."
"Very good, sir."
Dan
LOL
Of course then they'll call you a racist. To which you might say, "I'd rather be a live peudo racist than a dead pc idiot."
And BTW I would bet due to their penchant for hypocrisy there'd be a quite a lot of liberals who'd want conservative water too.