[dead]

Here’s another shot. They should call it “Peeing in the woods” which is apparently the only thing he does well on the course, besides cheat.

Honestly, that thing must stink of urine. You know how many Americans play Ballybunion? Probably more Americans than Irish. And they're not generally the Clinton-voting welfare mom types. There is no way in hell I'd travel to Ireland and not piss on that thing. It be more important to me than kissing some stupid rock.

[Publius]

The statue should have sculpted from fertilizer.

[Doctor Raoul]

Heh, heh, somewhere in Europe is a statue of a kid that's famous because it pisses at you. "Role Reversal Clinton" could be even more famous.