DONNYBROOK OVER CLINTON: Bill's Looking Bronzed and Sculpted

NY Daily News ^ | 10/26/01 | Rush and Molloy

[Norn Iron]

Bertie Ahern's floosie is called Celia Larkin and Bertie's got a slight impediment.

Making love in the afternoon with Ce-Celia
Up in my bedroom,
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed,
Clinton's taken my place.

Ce-Celia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily.
Oh Ce-Celia, I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please to come home.

Jubilation,
She leaves Bill in pain,
I fall on the floor and I laughing,

Jubilation,
She loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I laughing

With apologies to S&G.

[Paulus Invictus]

Obviously, he's depicted as about to hit his third mulligan. Great for the final scoring. He's such a liar, his true character was revealed on the golf course and in the Oval Office.

[Chemnitz]

Take a number.

[Charles Henrickson]

The Bill of History . . . . . . . . . The Clinton of Faith

[Happygal]

``WHey Happygal, have you given any more thought to that alternative Irish tour? The idea of finding those little out of the way shebeens is rather intriging.''

well, I'm on if you are! Book yer flight Bubba *L*

[Happygal]

Yup!....and if he keeps on actin' as he does, Celia's gonna have to edjumicate him, goddamnit! *L*

[Norn Iron]

Bertie, Celia and Cardinal 'Sin' Connell make a right ménage à trois!!

THE TAOISEACH and Celia Larkin should stop going to Holy Communion if they are living in sin, according to a theologian.

Canon law expert Fr Maurice Dooley said if Mr Ahern "is living in concubinage with Celia Larkin, then neither he nor she is entitled to go to communion."

However, no priest can refuse communion to Mr Ahern or Ms Larkin unless he knows with certainty that they are in "a state of grave sin."

[constitutiongirl]

Wicked, wicked!! lol

[jwfiv]

I like the idea in #30, cut off the club, attach a sink to the statue...but, make sure his little putter is bent to the left at the halfway mark...about 3/4".