"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!
It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
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"Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime..."
To paraphrase the late, great Malcom S. Forbes, "With all thy getting, get thee Justice!!"
MUD
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (hang'em@high)
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
And what's this, "Ex-Hippie" crappola, anyway. Huh?
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
"Take It To The Senate"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")
Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playin' "The Fool!"
Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool!
You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Fem'nists like to go down!
But the sleaze we've seen lately...
Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, 'and lyin' 'bout "his shame."
So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!"
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach this Slime!
Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money...
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes!
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!
I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That our Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!
So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict Left's Slime!!
Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach EX-Prez'dent...
Take it to the Senate...it's JUSTICE TIME!!!
[Chorus to fade]
Mudboy Slim
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To my fellow Vast, Right-Wing Conspirators--
Well, folks, Operation ClintonBeGone is on schedule and gaining speed, as powerful forces grind mercilessly on, and the scenario for Slick Willie's dismissal becomes apparent to all. I'm sure all of you are reading the tea leaves and it's becoming increasingly obvious that the Rapist-in-Chief/First Traitor is precariously close to being replaced by his trusted henchman, Algore.
What?! You say, you've been keeping up with the news and you've heard nothing of this? Of course, you say, a story of this magnitude would be the Number One Lead story by Mssrs. Rather, Jennings and Brokaw...they are all patriotic Americans ready and willing to lay their careers--and lives--on the line to pursue rampant corruption at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment...aren't they?
Remember Impeachment I, when the Lame-Stream Media kept on telling us how the Republicans were going to pay a HellUVAprice at the polls in '00...seeing as to how they were dragging us through that nasty Impeachment Trial and all? You recall the mantra..."the American Sheeple just want to allow their Great and Fearless Leader, William Jefferson Clinton, to be freed from the concerns surrounding his corruption so he can 'get back to the Work of the American people'...gawldurnit!!!" I actually recall Dick Gephardt predicting that not only would they retake the House and retain the White House...Hell, the DemocRATS might even take back the Senate! Turns out the Socialist Media and their hand-puppets in the DemocRATic Congressional Caucus had it wrong all along.
From a 25 June 1999 news report in the Washington Times, reporter Ralph Z. Hallow writes..."Republicans actually helped their image with voters--and boosted their election prospects in the 2000 election--by impeaching President Clinton, a leading DEMOCRATIC pollster said Thursday. At the same time, Democrats are suffering from a delayed voter disgust with Mr. Clinton's scandals that has improved GOP chances for the presidency and Congress in next year's elections, according to DEMOCRATIC pollster Celinda Lake."
Folks...THIS IS HUGE! If Impeaching a shamelessly-corrupt President for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice surrounding a series of sexual liaisons turned out to be a Net Positive, what kind of "bump" in the polls will transpire when Congress goes after Clinton for TREASON surrounding Communist China's Cash-for-Nuclear-Technology-Secrets Espionage/Bribery Scandal? Or how about Abuse of Power for the Slick Willie-ordered slaughter of innocent Serbian and Kosovar Albanian civilians, for no apparent benefit whatsoever? And how must the Democrats feel, after recieving solemn assurances from Willie Jeff that there were "...no other shoes to fall," then standing united behind a ethically-challenged and morally-corrupt man who knew full well that there is always "...another shoe to drop" with this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators! Are these folks, having been cut off at the knees once, going to roll over for Clinton yet again? I say at least Twelve Democratic Senators will NOT pull another "Webb Hubbell." At some point over the next 15 months, these facts will become undeniable, unavoidable, and unspinnable for Bill Clinton...and HE WILL RESIGN!!
Quite Sincerely--
MUD
1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder)
Obviously, Snow Bunny, I didn't get my wish and Clinton DID NOT RESIGN; however, the BattleFerJustice is far from over.
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
It's really just that simple, folks...MUD
Here's another one, my FRiend...
"Slime"
(To be sung to the Five Man Electrical Band's "Signs")
Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!!!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, DemocRATS, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...!!
Unhh!!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!!
It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, Raze Left's Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll Do Time!!
Slime, slime...Clinton SHALL DO TIME!!
Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim (07/07/1999)