[Slyfox]

John King on CNN has this as breaking news..... Salmonella received in Clinton's Harlem office...

Clinton on the phone last weekend:

Hey, Don, it's Bill, how you doing? This Osama thing has me really chaffed. He's getting more facetime than me. What can you send me that will make it look like I am being targeted, too? Now, I don't want anything that could kill me or anything, just something that sounds bad enough to kill.

Salmonella? That sounds real bad. I like it. When can you send it? Uh, yeah. Can you send it by Thursday? Early morning so it can get on the news? You know, drivetime. That'd be great.

I knew I'd be able to count on you. How are you liking retirement from the chicken business? Uh, huh. Me? Well, I've been traveling a lot. Yeah, pretty much the same schedule as my last job. A few less perks but the money is REAL good. At least I don't have to check in with The Senator every night.

Ah, geez, look at the time it's 4:00 am here. Thanks, Don. I knew you'd come through for me.

[GenXFreedomFighter]

This smells like a Terry McAwful brainstorm. Look for more "More Salmonella On My Hamburger Please" ads from the DNC.