by Brian J. Kopp, DPM
My advice to the newlywed:
While youre young, use your head!
Have a baby...
Have a few!
I dont mean just one.
Or even two.
How about four?
How about eight?
(Making babies is really great!)
Dont worry about college.
Dont worry about clothes.
Their every need God already knows.
And when youre old,
in time of need,
with no more clamoring mouths to feed,
look to those you two made.
To be your comfort.
To be your aid.
Your children today are your greatest treasure.
You will receive in the amount you measure.
Gods greatest gift to husband and wife?
A newborn child!
An eternal life!
Just make damn sure that you ask God, and not my already excessive tax payments, to bail you out.