[dandelion]

"Where are the birch trees?"

They are at my house, sitting silently, waiting. Do not talk to me - they are watching us now...

Before you type to me again, put a opaque lap blanket over the monitor and keyboard, then put your head up under the blanket so YOU can see the monitor but they cannot see what we are saying to each other. I think they want cheese...

[WIMom]

shhhh, they aren't supposed to know.

[Miss Marple]

Under the direction of supersecret government operatives, we have developed a cheese locator:

Code words: "I hate those meeses to pieces."