or, perhaps a psychoceramic on the loose.
Now you're startin to scare me....anthrax!....and now psycho plant hangers????!!!!...Don't know if I could survive those...time for another beer and cuervo shot...I'll have to think reeeaaaly deep about this one...
FMCDH
Now I'm going to be afraid... I'm going to be very afraid! nothing is more terrifing than crazed pottery!