I don't understand why are Bush and Blair so unwilling to carry out all out war on Islam, even though this is perfect opportunity to do so. Pakistan already has so called Islamic bomb, and Iran is feverishly working to develop their own. According to CIA estimates, within a decade they will be able to acquire technology to lob it across the pond, and then maybe the opportunity of having public opinion behing inter-civilizational war will be lost.
The point is that the people we are at war with -
Exactly!
More to the point, and I think I'm on safe ground when I say this: It is really, really insensitive to the religious sensibilities of Catholics. In fact — this is a stab in the dark, mind you - but I think it's just about the most offensive thing you can do to Catholics.
Jonah, you been takin' lessons from Mark Steyn? Great lines there.
"This is Mustafa al-Bodette for Ramadan Inn. We'll leave the muzzein on for ya'."
Even after torture was employed Murad did not spill his guts until the Filipino's had some guys
interogate him that were impersonating the Israeli Mossad. Then he started singin' like a canary.
Mossad sounds pretty good to me. I also think we need to unload a whole convoy of wild pigs
in Afghanistan. Complete with subcutanous tracking devices.
As far as our country, which has supposedly separated church and state, is concerned, they are at war with us, not our religion. If we are not at war with Islam, then it should not matter what religion the enemy practices. Bomb before, during, and after Ramadan. If we don't, they will.
What level do you end up on?
Richard Gere can be the master emcee. He can get the crowd going by singing KUMBAYAH!
Hillary Clinton can talk about how "we New Yorkers feel" about how important it is to remember Ramadan.
Andrew Dice Clay can discuss how Muslim women can better entertain a Muslim man.
Pee Wee Herman can flash himself to help kick off the evening events.
Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrahkhan can hold hands for a prayer that asks "Allah" to stop the bombing during this holy moment.
Any member of NPR can tell our Adoptees how awful the American government is and will begin telling them where we are bombing.
Maureen Dowd can host the event "Ramadan...An Inner Look At How An Irish Chick Makes Out With A Muslim Dude".
Martha Stewart can show our Adoptees how to better make Lamp Shades after all..That's A Good Thing.
Barbara Streisand can sing "What The World Needs Now Is Barbara, Barbara, Barbara. (I'm sure they'd love that..don't you??)
Paul Begala can tell the Adoptees how George W. Bush stole the Presidential Election with the help of those REDNECKS in the Midwest and How they failed to do something about stopping those Rednecks. (Shame on you for failing)
Howard Stern could tell these adoptees who'd like to become terrorists what to look for when they are awaiting their 70 some virgins. (Must be choosy)
Dennis Miller can come up with yet another word that no one in America knows or understand. Just to get an "educational" point of view.
Last, but never least..Bill Clinton can be Bill Clinton.
So? If you have any ideas how to help our ADOPT A MOSQUE RAMADAN CELEBRATION please tell me. There are so many things and people that would love to help!