[D2BAH]

Naw, they go by the smell. The more they smell like a goat, the more desirable. And they get extra points for the length of hair hanging from their armpits. The more it resembles Chore Girl pot scrubbers, the the higher Omar's tent goes.

[ar10]

If the woman winks at you, she gets battery acid in the face. If she talks to you without permission, she gets a partial stoning. Any sort of naughty stuff she gets the death penalty. You tell me how they meet women, it's a complete mystery to me. Remember, Islam is a peaceful religion (just not for the women).