Joke - Train Ride

[sonserae]

Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a
spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel,
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake,
he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped
his face."

The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him."

Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
she slapped me."

George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again."

[sonserae]

I had to share this one with you!

[Alouette]

Old, old, old joke, older than dirt, it was old when it featured Napoleon, Wellington & the two babes, before railroads were invented.

[dsmatuska]

Old, old, old joke, older than dirt, it was old when it featured Napoleon, Wellington & the two babes, before railroads were invented.

Still old, but it's still funny!

[Citizen4Right]

And your obviously self centered point is what exactly? Good joke!

[Paradox]

Updated version of an old joke, I like it!

[phillibuck]

I've never even heard the original. Great joke.