In one of the most hilarious movies ever made, One, Two, Three, the commies torture a guy by playing It was a teensy, weensy, yellow polka dot bikini over and over. By the end of the session the 45 has slipped off the spindle so the record is spinning in an oblong pattern rather than a circle thus causing the sound to speed up and slow down, speed up and slow down.
Screamingly funny movie from 40 yrs ago.
LOL! That IS an infuriating song. Didn't see the movie, but it sounds like a plan. Call the FBI.