FBI Notebook: Psychological Terrorist Torture Methods

your brain

[crypt2k]

Torture methods must leave behind no evidence of physical bodily injury.

[dirtboy]

Torture methods must leave behind no evidence of physical bodily injury.

This calls for Janet Reno. Throw a burqa over Reno and the terrorist and lash them together at the ankles. Then, crank the Barry White. The terror, the terror...

[ArrogantBustard]

Endless replays of "Teletubbies" and/or "Barney". Endless replays of "Innagadadavida". Janet Reno in a bikini. hitlery clinton in a bikini. Barney Frank in a bikini.

AB

[HoweverComma]

Congratulations. Amnesty International just put up a $100,000 bounty on your scalp :o)

[kevkrom]

You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state, and your own survival. Cooperation will be rewarded, resistance will be punished.

You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state, and your own survival. Cooperation will be rewarded, resistance will be punished.

You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state, and your own survival. Cooperation will be rewarded, resistance will be punished.

You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state, and your own survival. Cooperation will be rewarded, resistance will be punished.

You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state, and your own survival. Cooperation will be rewarded, resistance will be punished.

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[Sabertooth]

Send them to Turkey.

There will be no evidence.

[LJLucido]

Anything with Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock in it.

[ArrogantBustard]

I wear it with pride.

AB

[Diamond]

Plan 9 from Outer Space

I have yet to meet the person who has been able to watch that entire movie at one sitting.

Cordially,

[MHGinTN]

Sleep deprivation ... by day four the song breaks forth, by day ten the brain is mush, reality is a gossamer enigma!

[Diamond]

"Love is Blue"

One of my earliest memories is playing the record 'Love is Blue" by Henry Mancini over and over and over again. I am a musician now, but thanks to you, at least I know the source of the brain damage.

Cordially,

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Tie the victims arms to the arms of the chair. Secure victims legs to floor. Make a mixture of 1 tablespoon powered sugar with 1 cup warm water, mix until completely dissolved. Apply with q-tip like swab as far into nasal passages as possible. Release 30 to 50 fire ants into nasal passages. Block nasal passages with duct tape and cotton balls. Refuse to speak or ask questions for 2 hours. First question that does not get a satisfactory response, repeat procedure. If they don't talk after 5th time, victim was killed trying to escape. Move on to the next victim. (All victims should be in the same room to gain maximum effect and best results.)

[BulletBras]

instead of soap and water, why not warm bacon grease?

[ArrogantBustard]

Billy Don't Be a Hero"

Actually, I'm a bustard; but in my case it's an accident of hatching. At least BDBaH makes sense. I never really understood Innagadadavida. I'm not sure if I was always too stoned, not stoned enough, or just stoned on the wrong stuff. Another song that might really get their guts churning is "Alone Again (Naturally)". Gag, puke, retch.

AB

[LJLucido]

I dunno - "Practical Magic"had Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman - they were HOT

Perhaps. I was thinking of "The Net" and "Hope Floats." If I had to suffer through those, the terrorists should too.