To: jmp702
THE SOUTH AFRICAN FARMER: You and someone else share your farm. You have the majority of the cows, but your partner produces almost all the milk. He does not treat you as well as the farmers treat your cousins in America, but still treats you better than anywhere else on the planet. You get the farmers in America and the UK to support the ousting of your partner. All his productive cows go to the farms in the US, UK, Australia, and Canada. You start to starve and still say that it is your ex-partner's fault. Everyone feels better.
44 posted on
10/22/2001 7:06:53 AM PDT by
Orion
To: Orion
ROUMANIAN COW FARMER - First you steal two cows.
GEORGE BUSH - He has cows but all his friends call 'em steers.This puzzles him because he thinks that's the circular thing on the dashboard you use to point your car to go places.
HILARY - She IS a cow
GARY CONDIT - He's just BS.
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