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To: jmp702
THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN: You have one healthy young cow, three older raggedy looking cows, and you keep one bull penned up, and have been trying to get rid of him for years. One day, while you're all at a government conference, the bull breaks through his pen and has his way with one of the good looking cows. When you return and learn what has happened, you are outraged. You convince the cow that this was an act of violence, butcher the bull, and abort the unborn calf so that the cow is not inconvenienced. You teach the other cows to join you in ridiculing the younger cow, to help them and you feel better about being unattractive.
21 posted on 10/21/2001 8:04:26 PM PDT by zencycler
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To: zencycler
THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN: You have one healthy young cow, three older raggedy looking cows, and you keep one bull penned up, and have been trying to get rid of him for years. One day, while you're all at a government conference, the bull breaks through his pen and has his way with one of the good looking cows. When you return and learn what has happened, you are outraged. You convince the cow that this was an act of violence, butcher the bull, and abort the unborn calf so that the cow is not inconvenienced. You teach the other cows to join you in ridiculing the younger cow, to help them and you feel better about being unattractive

ROTFLMAO...This one is a classic!!!

40 posted on 10/21/2001 9:21:43 PM PDT by One4Indictment
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To: zencycler
Genius!
86 posted on 10/23/2001 11:37:54 PM PDT by poet
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