[Orion]

A LIMOUSINE LIBERAL: You have 100 cows. The great unwashed have two cows, and the downtrodden only have one cow. You feel REAL bad over this inequity, so you vote to take one of the cows from the great unwashed and give it to the downtrodden. You keep your 100 cows and hire a private security firm to shoot any great unwashed who dare to look at your cows. You have Barbara Streisand sing at a benefit for the politicians who implemented your plan.

[jmp702]

LOL. I salute your imaginative posts.

[zencycler]

THE DOWNTRODDEN: You have one cow that is dying because you never learned how to take care of cows, but haven't figured out yet that you should either learn to be a better rancher, or look for other work. A Limousine Liberal with 100 cows takes pity on you and lobbies the government to tax the Great Unwashed, who each have two cows. So the goverment gives you a healthy cow from the Great Unwashed and gives it to you.

Now you have two cows that are dying. Barbara Streisand composes a song that has people crying over your dying cows.

[Leesylvanian]

Thank you, you beat me to a reply!