[zencycler]

ALBERT GORE: You have spent your whole life raising a prize cow, hoping to take first prize at the millenium state fair. When the day arrives for your cow to be judged, you only take second prize. You spend endless days and nights asking for recounts, trying to disqualify the votes of some of the judges, and claiming that your cow really won. Meanwhile, during your long obsession with the outcome of the contest, you fail to notice that your cow has run off. You go off in search of your cow, hoping to find it before the next state fair.

[Orion]

The search for Al Gore's cow (see post #13) goes on. It was last reported to be on Hitlery Clinton's farm, but left in a hurry around the eleventh of September. It was rumored to be heading for St. Louis, MO. Right now, it appears to not have a home.

If you, or anyone else you know, has information on the whereabouts of Al Gore's cow, please call DEM-STOPPERS at 1-800-GOP-2004. You should not attempt to apprehend or approach the cow. It should be considered dumb and dangerous. We do know that it is spreading BS around the country in search of a home.