[small voice in the wilderness]

OMG!!! It's the Moesama bin laden cell! Curly Joesama was the unfortunate victim of a Moe-stunt gone hideously wrong. They promise to woopwoopwoop our large, American butts. Either that, or Nyuke us into oblivion. Be afraid...

[Orbiter]

"I am declaring shock and surprise! We thinking Islam OK to kill Infidels and it not true by Allah! And now to discover Koran not say 72 virgins but 72 sturgons to great us in Heaven!"