I would love to see the scene of Jeffey sitting at a book store with a pile of his books on the table in front of him. I bet most of Jeffy's time is spent just sitting there with nothing to do because nobody is bringing his book up to the table to be autographed since they just aren't purchasing it.
BTW, let's have a little fun here. In the weeks to come, please post all sightings of Jeffy's book and how much it is selling for. I already envision a HUGE discount in the very near future. Yes, Jeffey it won't be long until your book makes it's appearance on the Dollar Store shelves.