SONG PARODY: In the Navy (whoops, watch what you write on bombs)

DOUG FROM UPLAND - Song Parodies | 10-2001 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IN THE NAVY

Now that we’re at war we celebrate our heroes
As they’re getting their jobs done
They do what they have to for the love of country
We will honor everyone

But there’s been some trouble…’cause they showed a picture
On the mighty ENTERPRISE
Gays and lezbos saw it…so they started screaming
They could not believe their eyes

In the Navy…the word had come down from the JAG
In the Navy…on big bombs they cannot write “Fag”
In the Navy…yes, they must always be PC
In the Navy…homos plead to let them be

In the Navy…the slogan is “Don’t ask, don’t tell”
In the Navy…Bill Clinton screwed things all to hell
In the Navy…the lefties think he did so well
Go, USA…go, go, Navy…go, go, Navy

Clinton showed disdain for those who served their country
He expressed it everyday
Now we have a leader who commands respect
And terrorists are gonna pay

There are many things that really need undoing
Eight years was eight years too long
When you tell our warriors they can’t be too mean
Well, there is something really wrong

In the Navy…the word had come down from the JAG
In the Navy…on big bombs they cannot write “Fag”
In the Navy…yes, they must always be PC
In the Navy…homos plead to let them be

In the Navy…the slogan is “Don’t ask, don’t tell”
In the Navy…Bill Clinton screwed things all to hell
In the Navy…the lefties think he did so well
Go, USA…go, go, Navy…go, go, Navy

(short musical break)

In the Navy…the word had come down from the JAG
In the Navy…on big bombs they cannot write “Fag”
In the Navy…yes, they must always be PC
In the Navy…homos plead to let them be

In the Navy…the slogan is “Don’t ask, don’t tell”
In the Navy…Bill Clinton screwed things all to hell
In the Navy…the lefties think he did so well
Go, USA…go, go, Navy…go, go, Navy

[doug from upland]

Per StarFan request.

[doug from upland]

Ain't that special. BRUCIE AND GREGGIE GET AN APOLOGY

[doug from upland]

[smolensk]

Oh PAH-LEEZE!!!! Give me a BREAK! Maybe the Gay Rights people should be more worried about the Syrian pilots who flew into Ft. Worth today to take flying lessons. And all this and my father-in-law (a medical doctor) can't get a visa to come here and visit his daughter and grandson! SICKENING!

[Diplomat]

Maybe he meant "f'n afgani goat screwers"

[VA Advogado]

Bump for Doug!

NAVY APOLOGIZES FOR GAY SLUR ON BOMB

[Cold Heat]

Probably a dumb question, but does the picture look doctored to you?

[doug from upland]

It looks okay to me.

[Cold Heat]

I put a magnifier on it and the fag seems out of place somehow. It was definately written by a different person than wrote the highjack stuff. Just a observation. No telling what it means.

[the-gooroo]

You totally crack me up. Great job Doug!

[doug from upland]

Ping

[doug from upland]

Thanks. Gee, could this be the new antidote to the flu?

[rockfish59]

i wonder if halsey and nimitz are seeing this?

'we're juth too thinthitive and are thick of it'!!!

buncha damned homos! (hank hill)

[StarFan]

I got my sister hooked and now my hubby has also become a big fan of yours!!! You are blessed with so much talent. Thanks ever so much.

Race -- I know you're partial to Marines but this has to make you chuckle.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the kind words. It gives me such great joy to be able to mock these people and have others join me in doing it. I only wish I could read music, sing, play an instrument, and afford a production company. Well, I guess I can write. That's one out of five.

[doug from upland]

Anyone care to explain why "PARTY" is on that plane?

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You probably only saw part of it. I think the whole message was: NOT APPROVED BY LEW ROCKWELL AND THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY.

[RaceBannon]

Lew Rockwell is a fag...

and so is Barney Fag a fag...