[grellis]

This is a good idea! All they need to arm us with is a wooden spoon :)

Egad! Not the wooden spoon!

Mom, is that you???

[MadIvan]

Perhaps we ought to arm some nuns with some metal rulers.

Osama, meet Mother Superior. Mother Superior, meet Osama. He's been a very naughty boy.

Regards, Ivan

[ResistorSister]

Here is my collection of wooden spoons

Purchased at Lehman's Hardware
In Amish Country Ohio
All Hardwood spoon...Watch out Taliban!
;-)

[World'sGoneInsane]

My mother always said speak loudly and carry a wooden spoon. And never chase them dear, they should come to you :)