[kevkrom]

Train us for a few weeks, outfit us with weapons, uniforms, gas masks, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, Spam, support hose, and lipstick.

Then drop them in country, sans Prozac, hormones, chocolate, Spam, support hose, and lipstick; telling them the only way to get the aforementioned items again is to finish the war.

[kevkrom]

Oh, and mention that those Taliban people called them fat behind their backs...

[ancient_geezer]

Then drop them in country, sans Prozac, hormones, chocolate, Spam, support hose, and lipstick;

Let em take the Spam! :o)