You're laughing? I am serious!
;-)
Honestly, when I first read the email...I thought, "YES! This would be great."
But then I remembered how I tried to chase my dog down the alley this summer, as she chased a squirrel, while I was running like the wind (on a calm day) I turned my ankle and fell to the ground like a rock.
I can just see me trying to run across the mountains of Afghanistan. Hey! Maybe the military could drop me off on the top of a mountain, I could trip and tumble down, and start an avalanche that would destroy a Taliban encampment. Yeah! That would work.