Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: How is bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Whats the difference between the Taliban and Christmas?
A: Christmas will be here in December.