[thefactor]

I work in midtown and sometimes I walk through Times Square on my way home. Good lord, the tourists. They walk around dazed with their heads up like they are awaiting the Rapture, and they are taking pictures of everything. Then they ask me how to get to the Empire State Building. I point to the damn thing sticking up in the sky and push them in that direction. Then tell them to go back to Iowa.

[BornOnTheFourth]

LOL!!!

I was one of those tourists many years ago. A group of us Californians wanted to conduct an experiment: What would happen if we stood on a corner and just said "Hi!" to people. OHHHHH, the looks we got! On guy gave us a strange look and said, "Oh, you must be from California!" Dang, was it THAT obvious?