[Paul Atreides]

I beg to differ!! The would make excellent human shields out on the deserts of Afghanistan. Oh yeah, you could stand one in the corner or your backyard to draw away the flies at your next politically incorrect bbq!! They are also good for teaching your children to point and laugh. See, even idiot hippies have an use.

[Liberty Ship]

And don't forget all those mine fields that need to be cleared!