Love... exciting and new,
Come aboard,
I'm expecting you
The Love Goat,
Soon we'll be making Taliban fun,
The Love Goat,
Promises pleasure for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new ro-mance.
And love... won't hurt anymore,
It's barnyard bleats, in a friendly cave.
It's love-, welcome aboard it's lo-o-ove.