> > I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be > true.
> > This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight, > then all > suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want > their souls > to go to hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 > pigs into > Afghanistan, I think our recon and assault efforts may be more > successful.
> Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
> > They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their > water supply > with a few thousands gallons of Cosmopolitans, get them shit-faced > drunk and > turn the pigs loose.
The war would be over in a weekend.
> > Just a thought.
I got this one in an email.
Second, I have posted the Gen. "Black Jack" Pershing solutions, which otehrs have posted many times on FR:
Pershing was in the Phillipines from about 1899-1903 during which time he put down a Huk & M---- Tribe of terrorist guerillas who were Moslem by shooting about twney fo them with bullets rolled in pig afat & sending tgwo of the revbels to tell the families and villagers.
Result: The re\belions. terro stoped immediately.
Thirdly, G.Gordon Liddy a few years ago during the Iran-Iraq War suggested tah one side send heads of the otehr sides warriors back in the bellies of pigs, because of a passage in the Koran, which says you cannot get into heaven if your head is in the belly of a pig.