OH Crap! I do too so that means I am on their "list". I have nowhere to hide because I have to go to the office tomorrow and I have no vacation time left. Darn, that means they are going to find me either at work or in my apartment!
Wait! I know what I can do, burn my NRA membership card and throw out all my American Rifleman magazines! No, that isn't going to work because I saw a weird guy in a cheap dark suit with sunglasses last night going thru my dumpster......
Alas, there is no hope
It could be Islamic terrorism coupled with copy catters sending inert powder, powder with inactive anthrax (like those guys in Las Vegas had a few years back), or copy catters with the real thing.