Oh, and I converted my wife; she used to be a baptist.
She was baptized Catholic, tho', and like the Priest who married us told her, "once we got you, we never let you go..."
It sure is great bein' married to a Catholic girl. She... well, you figure it out for yourselves. Just remember, Catholic = Michelangelo and Botticelli, Protestant = American Gothic.
LOL!!