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1 posted on 10/15/2001 10:52:09 AM PDT by joyce11111 (starpatch@prodigy.net)
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21) My God's place of worship is:

a. Within me
b. A mountaintop in Central Asia
c. In a suburban shopping mall
d. No longer there since whitey burned it down
e. Behind the comet Kahoutek
f. Porcelain throne
g. Other

22) My God's preferred method of communication is:

a. Multiple voices within my head
b. Only accessible with a valid credit card and 1-900 number
c. Through the Rainbow Coalition
d. Pompadour-coiffed televangelist
e. e-mail
f. Speaking through pets (dog, cat, etc.)
g. Non-verbal violence (lightning and various natural disasters
h. Other

2 posted on 10/15/2001 11:15:28 AM PDT by ZOOKER
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