Thank you, bass. This is exactly what I was wishing to express.
In the meantime, I wanted to let you know that I think the newspaper cartoonists are reading our discussion. I found the following in this past Saturday's newspaper:
BigMack, Becky, have you been holding out on us? ;o) I about fell out of my chair when I saw this on the editorial page!
And then I saw this on the funny page. What're the odds?
The last one is not as directly related, but was still funny: