Well, here goes. This took a little "research" ;) Quaker Oats owns the rights to Aunt Jemima. Quaker Oats has been involved in some mind altering experiments on human beings with MIT (it's on the internet, so it's gotta be true). Also, Quaker Oats has given away Gasp! Pokemon Watches. The plot thickens. Quaker Oats bought Snapple. Snapple supports the KKK and the ship on their label is a slave ship. Quaker Oats was also a primary sponsor of the TV show, "Bewitched.". Also, Quaker Oats was instrumental in bringing "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" to the silver screen (and VHS). Roald Dahl, author of the work upon which the film is based, also wrote The Witches. This is just the tip of the iceberg. :)
I further point out that Snapple used to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show. Rush is a large consumer of Snapple. Connect the dots. The drewids through their minions in the beverage industry fed Rush an enchanted Snapple which caused his hearing loss. They are seeking to coerce him into joining their nefarious cause!
Doesn't Proctor and Gamble and their satanic logo fit in here somewhere?
And consider this: Drew Carey gets a TV show. About a bunch of drunks in Cleveland. It becomes top ten hit. Satan extracts payment in form of loss of Browns. Then, Browns return and quality of show declines rapidly. Obviously, Drew and the other drewids made deal with the devile for popularity.
(Also remember that during this era somehow the Atlanta Falcons go to Super Bowl!)
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