[SoothingDave]

I liked yours, but I can do it in 6 words:

Isn't this just screaming out for haiku?

Give me a minute.

SD

[SoothingDave]

Ahem, and with apologies aforethought.

Christ returns to earth
Retrieves keys to Popemobile
Havoc's head explodes

or

All the world's people
Unite in the Mother Church
One Lord, One Faith, Birth

or

Silly little fights
As if through a glass, darkly
Now is Truth revealed

SD