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To: Invincibly Ignorant
Ok forgive me. I thought you really meant it when you said this;

we do not utter the joyous word of praise and thanks to God.

I did say it and I meant it. THE joyous word. Starts with an "a," or maybe an "h." Handel wrote a famous chorus using it over and over. We dont' use that particular word. That doesn't mean we are without other words of praise.

SD

32,124 posted on 03/06/2002 7:13:53 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave
I did say it and I meant it. THE joyous word. Starts with an "a," or maybe an "h." Handel wrote a famous chorus using it over and over. We dont' use that particular word. That doesn't mean we are without other words of praise.

What do you think that word means?

32,126 posted on 03/06/2002 7:16:21 AM PST by Invincibly Ignorant
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To: SoothingDave;Invincibly Ignorant
II: Ok forgive me. I thought you really meant it when you said this;

SD: we do not utter the joyous word of praise and thanks to God.

SD: I did say it and I meant it. THE joyous word. Starts with an "a," or maybe an "h." Handel wrote a famous chorus using it over and over. We dont' use that particular word. That doesn't mean we are without other words of praise.

Why does this remind me of this scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?

HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.

ARTHUR: What is that?

HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.

RANDOM: Ni!

HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.

RANDOM: Ni!

HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.

ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni?

HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery!

HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

RANDOM: A path! A path! Ni!

HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing!

HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please!

ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Don't say that word.

ARTHUR: What word?

HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear.

ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh!

ARTHUR: What, `is'?

HEAD KNIGHT: No, not `is' -- we couldn't get vary far in life not saying `is'.

BEDEVERE: My liege, it's Sir Robin!

MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge

ARTHUR: Oh, Robin!

ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you!

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word!

ARTHUR: Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?

MINSTREL (singing): He is sneaking away and buggering off-

ROBIN: Shut up! No, no no-- far from it.

HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word again!

ROBIN: I was looking for it.

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest.

ARTHUR: No, it is far from--

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word!

ARTHUR: Oh, stop it!

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again!

ARTHUR: Patsy!

HEAD KNIGHT: Wait! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!

;^)

-ksen

32,452 posted on 03/07/2002 6:25:41 AM PST by ksen
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