I can just see it "Temple El-I-B" or "Angelo's Conservative Jew Temple and Bagel House." :-)
I've always wondered if I could someday go to somewhere, um, untouched by certain developments and open up a shop. I figured I could sell bagels, rent videos, have a laundromat and shooting range. Wouldn't it be fun to shoot a few rounds while you're waiting for the spin cycle? Maybe sell a few beers for folks who aren't shooting.
SD
Uncle Daves, Booze, Laundrymat, Target Range, and Porn shopee. (it would be a big sign but I kinda like it:)
BigMack
Hey, yeah! I bet you can't get a decent bagel in Tulsa.
BTW, Mack, I was technically wrong in my earlier post. I wouldn't need to study for the rabbinate to move to Tulsa and start a conservative or orthodox synagogue. You don't need a rabbi to lead services; all you need is a minyan (The quorum necessary to recite certain prayers, consisting of ten adult Jewish men) and a place to meet. But if I were to do something like this, I would want to have the formal training first. Plus, I'd need to convince the lovely and gracious mrs. angelo that Tulsa was a nice place to retire. If she could go riding with Becky, I bet I could convince her! ;o)