[Woodkirk]

We can only take comfort in this from The Paraphrase Bible for Modern Day Sportsmen in their own language:

"I returned and saw that under the sun, that the touchdown is not to the swift, nor the battle along the line to the strong, nor another's lunch to the wise, nor the win to men with the right game plan, nor the close calls to the best players, but fumbles and interceptions and the clock happeneth to them all." [WKV Ecclesiastes 9:11]

[SoothingDave]

Re 23391

As you know SD, this is at best inaccurate and at worst, coming close to mocking what Christ did at The Last Supper. There are very clear conditions on when Holy Communion may be distributed without a Priest present, but these are very clearly spelled out. As far as the Priest being able to perform "magic", that is false and is degrading to Christ, from my perspective.

Don't tell me. These are Havoc's words. I don't know why you think they are mine.

SD

[malakhi]

"I returned and saw that under the sun, that the touchdown is not to the swift, nor the battle along the line to the strong, nor another's lunch to the wise, nor the win to men with the right game plan, nor the close calls to the best players, but fumbles and interceptions and the clock happeneth to them all." [WKV Ecclesiastes 9:11]

LOL, well done!