Oh, but they couldn't possibly do such a thing. You see, they informed me yesterday exactly why they have been whining and pouting about the current administration - you see, the press is the "government watchdogs." (don't laugh, it was said)
One thing only makes me madder than the Clinton's, and that is the lying, sniveling, arrogant, pompous *ssholes, liars, and presstitutes of the major media.