[Skywalk]

Oh enlightened ones, I bow before your infinite compassion and tolerance. You are right, we are not being manipulated into giving up our cautious suspicion. A thousand apologies O beacons of hope! There's no possible way that any of us knew what being Americans was about, nor that this glorious message is by implication stating we previously assumed all Americans were white men. </end obsequious sarcasm>

Um, I'm half black. The greatest romantic interests of my life have been various Asian and Mexican. I was Vice President of the Vietnamese Students Association at a major university. The vast majority of my friends have been non-white. I don't need the lecture from guilty white people.

[Katie_Colic]

THANK YOU, Skywalk. You nailed it!

[Jack Barbara]

You are getting very sleepy.... very sleepy... close your eyes and count... 10... 9.... 8.....

[operation clinton cleanup]

Are you the comic book guy from the Simpsons?

[Hemlock]

What Skywalk said in post 53....

I don't need the lecture from guilty white people.

Sir, as a white man, it is my burden to make sure that the feelings of all minorities are never hurt. I am your protector, and I will make sure that I tell all my fellow whites what to think. Together, we will defeat all hatred and stupidity in this world, blah blah blah....

I don't have respect for people who are different than me because of stupid ads put out by the Ad Council. That respect was instilled in me by the Holy Ghost and my parents.