[cajungirl]

May I suggest you distract him by putting some white powder on the keyboard with an open envelope next to it and say you were opening the mail and are sorry you got that messy white stuff on the keys. Then lure him down to the kitchen for a big meal. By the time the fbi and the CDC get there, he will have forgotten about that screen saver.

[cajungirl]

PSS,,lock up his weapons first. Or just go ahead and go for the being dressed in saran wrap and hi heels when he gets home,,altho that only works short term. I have to go think about this some more.

[RightWingLady]

Hee-Hee....clever!

[Bub]

That's cute, well-done, and you're bad!