Well, I am still guarding the Pecos River, so OBL's friends can't sneak a gunboat up it. Have plenty of my special pork fruitcakes to throw at 'em.
Buy a pig for home defense!
Buy a pig for home defense! Oh, that reminds me of a graphic someone posted today at the Guild, I think. Let me go find it! HERE! From Rheo on today's Guild thread: