We need to give bin Laden a very undignified death, maybe like Hitler's suicide. Stuff pork in his mouth before he dies so they know he's never going to see allah and cannot be a martyr. Just like the Nazis began to deny they ever were one, they too can disown bin Laden.
I've got a much better punishment for bin Laden:
GROSS-OUT ALERT. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE GETTING GROSSED OUT...
Capture bin Laden and his 10-year-old son alive. Film this, and everything that follows, to show to his disciples back home:
1. First, force bin Laden to cook large amounts of pork, and then force-feed his son this pork over a period of two days.
2. Next, force bin Laden to kill his own son with a box-cutter to the neck. Before the son dies, someone will explain to him that his dad is a monster and lied to him, and this is all a punishment.
3. Then, bin Laden must string up his son, and drain and drink the blood.
4. Remember that bin Laden is reported to be a vegetarian: He then must carve out his son's stomach and intestines, now plump with pork, fry these organs up and EAT THEM. Tape his mouth shut so he can't vomit it up.
5. Then torture him for a year, allowing only enough healing to ensure he does not die.
BIN LADEN'S LAST 24 HOURS ON EARTH
6. His last meal will be his own unwashed sexual organs, cut off and fed to him raw by women.
7. After this meal, throw him out of an airplane and tape record his screams. But save him with a parachute or bungee cord so he does not die.
8. Lastly, bury bin Laden alive, forcing him to listen to his own tape-recorded screams of pain.
Who said this story won't have a happy ending?
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